[marchron]

Put a lathe in his living room.

Seriously, though, the cops should care unless they're ginormous douchebags. If they don't, grease their palms a little. In fact, even if they promptly find him and bust his ass, you should probably give them a few pies on the house, anyway, just to make sure you're buddies in case worse things happen than losing $100 in food and cash.