[Zurvan]

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What if you have a hyphenated last name, and one part starts with a-m, and the other with n-z? Do you pm today or tomorrow? Half today, half tomorrow?

What if you're a hippy child and have a 3 or 4 part hyphenated name?

OMG WHAT IF YOU HAVE NO LAST NAME, OR NO NAME AT ALL, BUT A SYMBOL?

I'm so upset by the different possibilities, I think I need a beer.

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well mr zurvan, normally we arent supposed to do this, but if you dont tell anybody, ill let you pm me today. this offer is too great, and i dont want you to miss out. remember though, dont tell anybody else i did this for you or we will get way too many calls to handle today.

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It's quite obvious that this is a tactic designed to take attention away from the fact that you're discriminating against people with non-standard last names. This sort of injustice cannot be allowed to continue, and I, for one, will not sit here while you act as if people with Non-Standard Surnames are less important than normal people.

You, sir, are the biotch.