[Zurvan]

What if you have a hyphenated last name, and one part starts with a-m, and the other with n-z? Do you pm today or tomorrow? Half today, half tomorrow?

What if you're a hippy child and have a 3 or 4 part hyphenated name?

OMG WHAT IF YOU HAVE NO LAST NAME, OR NO NAME AT ALL, BUT A SYMBOL?

I'm so upset by the different possibilities, I think I need a beer.