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HEY GUYS THIS IS HOW YOU DUST OFF A TOP-3 STACK IN TWO HANDS IN THE SUPER TUESDAY

PokerStars Game #12273747413: Tournament #61823214, $1000+$50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (500/1000) - 2007/09/26 - 00:08:25 (ET)
Table '61823214 37' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: RunThisTable (10390 in chips)
Seat 3: oiltrader (58028 in chips)
Seat 4: Boondy (37894 in chips)
Seat 5: Cap'nJackpot (66547 in chips)
Seat 7: Titantom32 (39747 in chips)
Seat 8: tiger76 (39851 in chips)
Seat 9: aka_advanced (61403 in chips)
RunThisTable: posts the ante 100
oiltrader: posts the ante 100
Boondy: posts the ante 100
Cap'nJackpot: posts the ante 100
Titantom32: posts the ante 100
tiger76: posts the ante 100
aka_advanced: posts the ante 100
Titantom32: posts small blind 500
tiger76: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Cap'nJackpot [6s 8s]
aka_advanced: folds
RunThisTable: folds
oiltrader: folds
Boondy: folds
Cap'nJackpot: raises 1625 to 2625
Titantom32: folds
tiger76: raises 5152 to 7777
Cap'nJackpot: calls 5152 (lol i call we're deep enough that i'll just move him off the pot postflop)
*** FLOP *** [9d Kd 5s]
tiger76: bets 11000
Cap'nJackpot: raises 47670 to 58670 and is all-in (we have a gutshot and a backdoor flush draw and he has to fold pretty much everything that's not a king)
tiger76: calls 20974 and is all-in (uh oh)
Cap'nJackpot said, "omg"
Cap'nJackpot said, "sick call"
*** TURN *** [9d Kd 5s] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [9d Kd 5s 9c] [Js]
Cap'nJackpot said, "ow"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tiger76: shows [Qh Ad] (a pair of Nines) (ACE QUEEN HIGH ARE YOU [censored] SERIOUS HOW DOES EVERYONE MAKE THESE RETARDED HERO CALLS THAT GET LUCKY)
Cap'nJackpot: shows [6s 8s] (a pair of Nines - lower kicker)
Cap'nJackpot said, "wow"
Cap'nJackpot said, "wtf"
Cap'nJackpot said, "wt"
tiger76 collected 80702 from pot

PokerStars Game #12273762544: Tournament #61823214, $1000+$50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (500/1000) - 2007/09/26 - 00:09:28 (ET)
Table '61823214 37' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: RunThisTable (10290 in chips)
Seat 3: oiltrader (57928 in chips)
Seat 4: Boondy (37794 in chips)
Seat 5: Cap'nJackpot (26696 in chips)
Seat 7: Titantom32 (39147 in chips)
Seat 8: tiger76 (80702 in chips)
Seat 9: aka_advanced (61303 in chips)
RunThisTable: posts the ante 100
oiltrader: posts the ante 100
Boondy: posts the ante 100
Cap'nJackpot: posts the ante 100
Titantom32: posts the ante 100
tiger76: posts the ante 100
aka_advanced: posts the ante 100
tiger76: posts small blind 500
aka_advanced: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Cap'nJackpot [Ad 8s]
RunThisTable: folds
oiltrader: folds
Cap'nJackpot said, "how do you call there"
Cap'nJackpot said, "i mean really"
Boondy: folds
tiger76 said, "was hoping for JT but 68 will do"
Cap'nJackpot: raises 1700 to 2700
Titantom32: folds
tiger76: folds
Cap'nJackpot said, "keep praying"
Cap'nJackpot said, "you need it" (yes, i'm an [censored]. what do you want.)
tiger76 said, "ty"
aka_advanced: raises 4300 to 7000 (I don't buy this at all, I think he thinks I'm steaming, and I have some equity when I'm wrong)
Cap'nJackpot: raises 19596 to 26596 and is all-in
aka_advanced: calls 19596 ([censored])
*** FLOP *** [Ks 2s 8d] (LOL let's not even pretend you have a chance to draw out son -Stars)
Cap'nJackpot said, "gg"
*** TURN *** [Ks 2s 8d] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 2s 8d 4c] [2c]
Cap'nJackpot said, "sigh"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aka_advanced: shows [Kd Kc] (a full house, Kings full of Deuces)
Cap'nJackpot: shows [Ad 8s] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
aka_advanced collected 54392 from pot
aka_advanced said, "gg"

and to rub it in i busted on a pay jump

i'm seriously done with tournaments after the WCOOP, unless someone wants to back me and give me an awesome deal. i'm just sick of the retarded variance and the way i inevitably implode when i finally have a chance.

i think god hates me and wishes i was dead.