[Membrate]

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the puppies decide that puppy 100 should count all of the jizz filled condoms in front of him. If there is an odd number, he calls out jizz, if even, he calls out tears.

puppy 99 then counts the number of jizz filled prophylactics in front of him, and if the number is still odd, he knows he wears tears and calls it out. If its even, he realizes that its the steaming hot spunk of satan dripping down his face, and calls it out accordingly.

puppy 98, knowing the plan, should do the count as well. If puppy 99 called out jizz, and the count has odd jizz, puppy 98 knows he wears the sweet tears of mary, otherwise he is a skeet head too.

each other puppy should repeat the process. puppy 100 has a 50% change of sacrificing himself to be with jesus, fetching dripping panties for the son of god, or living with a bunch of jizz covered puppy friends.

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Jesus didnt say that it would be a 50-50 split he just said some would be jizz and some would be tears!!!!1

Your plan failz imo