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So i get off work at 9:20 pm (i work a [censored] job at petco park because i am incapable of building a bankroll. Every bit of money i make at 25nl immediately goes to booze and dank). I arrive home at 9:45 and immediately shower, get dressed, pound about 14 shots of Taaka (little more than half fifth) in 10 minutes make a mixed drink in a redbull can and go to garnett. Me and my boy go to tremors but it sucks and i see a broke chick i was hooking up with the previous saturday give me the peace sign and i pretty much want to jump in front of a train. We leave. 10:45 so inevitably we make the trifecta at Typhoon. within the first 10 minutes im smoking a cigarette and a decent looking thick girl starts hitting on me. Nice [censored] and eccentric personality = good sex. I know I could do better but im in somewhat of a drought and shes sticking her toungue down my throat so [censored] it. We bounce at about 12:30 to go to a bar closer to the beach where unknown to me we meet up with her 28 year old brother. I'm pretty sketched out but hes not really trippin so I get over it. We pound a drink before last call then cruise back to his girlfriends house. I'm pretty much an alcoholic at this point with an absurd tolerance (not in high school anymore so this is a definate beat) and she is giving me crap for being sober. Sorry I don't get sloppy and another drink i'm probably not getting it up for you. She says she is tired and invites me to sleep on her brothers couch across the street with her. I figure I can prolly get it done before he gets back if he even comes back. we clear off the cusions and she goes into cuddle mode. Im like [censored]. she wants me to "tickle" her back with light finger touches. I quickly realize this is just a hudge personal turn on for her so i indulge her for a minute (too much effort already). I recognize my breath smells like pure ass from booze and stoges so i hit the bathroom to rinse with some toothpaste before hooking up. Oops. I wake up the brothers roomate. HE comes out like .... why are you laying on the couch with my boys sister ready to stomp me out. I quickly redress and bounce kicking plants on my way out.

[x] settling for less
[x] cockblocked by a chicks brother/roomates
[x] continued failure
[x] degeneracy including alcoholism
[ ] success

Cell phone died on me so no pics not that i would know how to upload them anyways.