[BowToYourSensei]

i go to a club in downtown san jose (the vault) lookin good (naturally) but i'm wearing the wrong shoes cuz my idiot ass friend said it'd be fine when i said i'm just gonna go home and pick up shoes since i forgot.

so we go to the club and the bouncer doesn't let me in

thanks [censored]

i end up haggling with the bouncer and pay him off to let me in anyway (the amount is irrelevant, but it was too damn much [3 digits for a $20 cover])

after 30 minutes teh same bouncer comes into the club, finds me and throws me out. i did not get my money back.


i hate you, bouncer