Story in words:
1) Deposit $500 on Stars to clear the goddam $125
2) Pick full ring NL50. Monkey tilt 8 BI+ in one hour after clearing 1,600 FPPs.
3) Go on two dates.
4) Go back to poker and switch to 6-max NL100. Lose two BI's in 16 hands.
5) Decide to go back to my 1st love (NL HU). Try NL1000 but cant sit (only $191 in account), opt for NL600.
6) Play 1.5 hours and ~250+ hands
7) Sit now with $1,200+
8) Click the responsible gaming part and auto ban for 60 days to do other things in life
Story in pics:
1) OH YEAH TILT ME HARD:
2) ROBUSTO!!!
3) AUTO-BAN!!!!!
