[plzleenowhammy]

there was a guy that looked exactly like BA at a local casino like a month ago.. after about an hour i say, "you know, you look exactly like ben affleck". The entire table agrees and he tells us how he gets that all the time.. He even spoke like ba, it was seriously sick. we start asking him what jennifer lopez is like in bed and tell all the waitresses that he's ben affleck. it was hilarious when they bought him a beer expecting a huge tip and he stiffed them.