Brag: First College [censored]
**cliff notes at bottom**
I am two days into my third week of college. I have developed a crush on this girl who is very attractive. I think she likes me back as well.
Anyway, I invited (did not ask, rather told her) her over to watch Entourage tonight via text message. She responded, "ahhh, I'd love to but I can't tonight."
Gay.
Anyway, I was kinda disgruntled by the fact that I was stuck doing work on Thirsty Thursday. I finished my work and this girl who lives in my dorm (not my crush) comes into my room very, very wasted. She starts telling me how she is a bisexual and I start asking her about what she likes doing more: blowing guys or girls. She says guys.
Somehow, we both start masturbating (not each other). I get up, say [censored] this, put my dick in her face. She makes me kiss her first before. We hooked up for no more than five seconds.
Anyway, she starts blowing me, and my goodness it was fantastic. I nut in her mouth, she swallows, says, "this doesn't leave the room." I gladly oblige because this girl is at best a 5.
She leaves, I'm getting ready to take a shower and she comes back. She loudly says, "do you want more?" so my neighbors can hear. I put my finger on my lips to indicate to her to STFU and also try to tell her to GTFO.
She sorta guilts me into letting her blow me again. I close the door and she goes to town again without any kissing this time.
I feel sorta grossed out by this because this girl said she blew some other guy another night. Also, I can legitimately say all the girls I've hooked up with in my life (I am 18) have been at least relatively attractive if not very attractive. (Hooked up with like 15 girls, got head from 4 and banged 1).
So I feel sorta gross, but nutting twice in a night where the girl you want turns you down and you don't go out and get drunk with your friends seems pretty nice. Still, head from a 5, what is BBV's take?
Cliff notes
Brag: Got blown twice with no effort
Brag: She swallowed twice
Beat: Girl is at best a 5.
Variance: Unsure of situation with girl I actually like
Also, in the eyes of PUA Mystery, should I tell my crush that some girl randomly blew me to demonstrate higher value? (totally kidding, obviously will not tell her).
BBV, head from ugly bitches okay? gogogogogogo
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