[larsjones]

I'm one of the best cell phone sales people you will ever meet. It's really kind of sick. People call me from all over the nation looking for this answer, or that solution, blah, blah, blah.

You know what? That means dick. I still work with people who peaked at high school graduation. I make enough money to pay my bills and split the rent with my wife. This, to me, is a total beat. It's my resume that's bad, and I know it. You can't get the interview without a resume that works for you, right? Anyone here generous enough to help a guy out? I'm [censored] sick of putting in days like this where I work my ass off just to get ready to do it again.

/sob story