[Austiger]

I have had two incidents with biters.

1. Brought a girl I worked with back to my place. We started making out and she was biting my tongue. I tell her to stop. She doesn't. She can't. She is incapable of not biting something that is put in her mouth. It was so annoying because she pretty cute, but that was that. It wasn't affectionate nibbling. It was biting. It hurt. I dealt with it for awhile but then just finally told her to go home. She just couldn't not do it.

2. I ran into a girl I knew at a bar and she was so excited to see me that she ran up and bit my face. Hard. I had a bite mark on my cheek the next day. I never hooked up with this girl, but I imagine it would have been very painful.