I'll be playing at Safeco Field (that's in Seattle, folks) on September 22nd at 4 PM with players from my amateur baseball league. It looks like they stuck me on the old man team with a couple of other young kids in the division I played in, so it should be a fun time. I should get 2 innings on the hill and 3 at second base or shortstop.
With any luck, I'll sit someone down with the gyroball. Be there to support your 2+2 moderators in their tasks! I have verbal confirmation from GuyOnTilt, Entity, beset, BBKahuna, and many others who love me.
PLEASE SHOW UP I WILL LOVE YOU
(free admission!)