Re: poker wisdom
"no pairs means you go no wheres"
"The kiddie game is down the street boys"
"only a donkey would play that hand"
"i can dodge bullets baby"
"Bluffing takes two things, balls, and balls, and stupidity...no wait thats three."
"knowing when to fold aces.....wait.... NEVER FOLD ACES"
"There was this one time. well, see i had aces, i was utg......and that donkey actually had the flush, go figure, what a donkey!....NEVER tell bad beat stories to Actual poker players"
"Why bother when your money is just coming to me?"
"Always quit when ahead"
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