Re: If you had to invest $1,000,000 of your money on ONE poker player.
If I had a million dollars, first, I would pay off my law school loans. Then, I would head to Amsterdam for two months and "get lost" in the red light district. I'd come home and take OP's mother on a date and have her moan on my lap in my stretch Limo. Then I'd go to AC and I'd play craps and smoke more crunk and eat steaks and play more craps. Then I'd go to the village and buy a loft and sleep with bohemian girls who claim they don't care about money until someone with money invites them to their loft for crunk and oral sex, smoke some more crunk and hump OP's mother again and then I'd play in some tournaments myself, basically so I can find Jaime Gold and, with a running start, fly into his chair so that my crotch collides into his face (knocking his glasses off, of course) before he tumbles the floor. I'd stand there and yell out "Go Gold," before going back to my table.
So I guess I'd invest in myself.
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