Re: ZOMG butter face russian + super triumph in class + serious questi
russian: nail that pun man. What is stopping you? She lives two houses down from you, that is perfect. Just ask her over from drinks or something the next time you see her. Butterface or not, a good body is not to be passed up. And you should know that all Russians are butterfaces after they turn 30. So hit it and quit it.
German chick: She is still out of your league. Even though you are trying to put on the cool guy persona, she won't fall for it. Try your best, but without some good game, you are bound for failure. So just nail the Russian.
And for god sakes, hairy vag or not, you need to hit something.
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