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The worst strip club experience:

Me and a buddy went out in Coconut Grove while I was down looking for a place to live. Got wasted and took a cab to the strip joint. 5 seconds after we got in the door, 2 latin beauties said "champang room??". Sure. 5 seconds after the half door swung shut they whipped out Trojans and proceeded to rotate between us for the next hour. Pouring "champang" all over themselves and us in the process. Cocktail waitresses walking in and out, patting us on the back and stuff. At one point, I had my pants around my ankles outside the champang room trying to get a quick vodka tonic. The whole thing has to be on the 'Net somewhere.
Oh yeah, that was the 2nd best time I've had at a strip club.

The worst: Everytime after that one.