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maybe some consider it a brag, heh, but he was massively embarrassed and made me promise not to tell anyone. That lasted a couple days.

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That's funny, a friend of ours busted at Mons Venus (the best strip club in the everything) and he was a hero...




Regarding your bad experience, you need some advice.



If a stripper is pretty lame and just totally trying to take advantage of you, which is what happened, you need to:

-say 'talk to me after the song..." when she asks "want to keep going, sugar?" after half a song. This is a common ploy to take advantage of drunk guys and get two song's pay for one song

- never let them control any conversation. They are strippers and often submit to mental dominance. You be the man and she will be the whore. If you aren't the man, she's the bitch.

- barter. If she is doing one song for 20, after one song and she asks if you want to continue, say "how about three songs for 40?" she'll say "no way", you say "c'mon,...... 3 for 50". If she says 'no' here just stand up like you're done and say one more time "3 for 50?..."

You are getting 3 for 50. If not, hand her 25 and walk.

- when she says "I'm taking a $30 tip...", you say "No, how it works is...I give the tips, you get the tips. Give me my change and we'll go from there."


The key though is, you have to always be firm and take the lead.
These girls respond to a firm Daddy, never a softy. Softies are their bread and butter.
Not mean-dick firm that gets you tossed out by a goon. Calm, confident, unbending firm. Just like she wants it.



Disclaimer: I rarely go to strip clubs any more, but this is culled from first-hand advice from others and experience from myself.

Mons Venus is the only place I go now and I live about 1200 miles away. It ruined me.



In case anyone is wondering, Mons Venus = Full touch - vag with 7s, 8s & 9s. Beer in the parking lot. AMIRITE?