Re: Thank me later.
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now that when you finally do get her alone and into a date scenario you are going to be farting your [censored] ass off. There's something about the adrenaline rush first dates give you that makes your bowels go bananas. Bring matches. When you feel one of them coming on go to the bathroom, open up your cheeks, and let it silently blow out. Then light a match.
If she ends up sleeping over you are probably going to have a monstrous [censored] the next day (it took a lot of booze and drugs to pull this off) so have the matches ready for that too.
If you really want this to go well, we can't say enough about Beano. Free samples are pretty easy to get online and they are a fart's worst enemy.
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Jesus that is so [censored] true.
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