[Blarg]

Chewing gum, or eating, with your mouth open
Gasping for breath while eating
Loudly sucking back your snot instead of blowing your nose, especially doing it continually
Bling, including on women
Wearing your pants with the crotch at your knees
Walking like your spine is constantly changing location and you're just trying to catch up
Aggressive looks at strangers
Rude comments at strangers
Trying to force your way up to the front of a traffic jam by using the shoulder or access lane
Cutting across multiple lanes when traffic is close without signalling
Shouting or speaking really loud when you're right next to other people
Letting black roots grow in on your dyed hair
Leaving the house with morning breath