Re: Tales of Revenge
During my junior year in college, my roomates were partying at our house. I wouldn't have much of a problem with this, except my room, which was locked while I was gone, had been broken into and trashed. The smell of Natty Light was intolerable. I could tolerate them but, bottom line they were d-bags. I mean HUGE-LFO-loving-Abercrombie xxs t shirt wearing-popped-collared-douchebags. So, I got my dirtiest hippy friend to come over one day and he ran around their rooms rubbing his bare ass all over keyboards, remote controls, doorknobs etc. He then upper decked the toilets, and left. I smile a little inside whenever a doorknob was opened on the other side of the house.
I've now slept with 2 of their girlfriends. Sex was meh, but now they have herpes. jk.
Lol revenge-aments.
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