[StrictlyStrategy]

[x] villain could play the hand worse

Honestly, if you're going to do stuff like this just play blackjack. Seriously.


Some dude who I've never seen before open limps, he's obviously terrible just by looking at him. I raise 55 OTB.

A guy who makes like horrendous bluffs in enormous pots 3bets from the BB, he has a hand here like 90%, n00b limper calls as do I.

9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] gg every1

BB bets, new guy calls, I raise because I like money.
Both call.

Turn's a K. BB bets out, new guy calls, I raise because I love money.

BB calls, new guy calls.
River's another King ADFASDFASFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDF.

BB checks WTF, new guy bets asdfasdfasdfasdfa again, CALL

BB folds(!)

limper shows KK

LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLL LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOD YOU SUCK

I actually lost with a ton of boats and sets this week, it was pretty rough overall.

Oh yeah. I was running in God Mode right before I left.


Seven limpers, I raise 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] out of the SB. Position is for poor people.

CO says "Why even bother? There's no point" Except for making an extra $70 right there.

so obv flop comes out 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

I bet, tight guy in BB calls. Total bluffing whore calls, retarrrrdeddddddddd fish who's said "Good call I missed" the last 432,000 hands in a row calls. Guy who said there's no point in raising calls, and so does button! WOW

Turn is a beautiful offsuit King. I bet, tight guy calls, bluffing whore raises. Riverbluffer thinks for a while and mucks, guy who says there's no point in raising mucks, it's back to me instaaaaaaacallllllllll. Tight guy calls too which scares me, I shoot him a glance and he looks pretty focused. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

River's an offsuit three, I check, tight guy checks, bluffing whore bets, I call, tight guy mucks.

Q6 hearts no good, try again plz.

Two people mucked a King.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tight guy had a bigger diamond draw.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA