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fluffpop,

Is there some reason you cross-post all your threads here and in BBV4L? Why not Legislation too? Or maybe the Magazine forum, I hear they like golf in between obsessing about every article. Besides, if you're gonna x-post do it in the golf forum, considering the topic and all. Maybe I'm just bitter you didn't do that...

Anyway, I'm sure your course will make you go against the grain, this won't be up to you. That is, you're driving against the flow of traffic. You see more customers this way, and see them coming. I can only think of one country club in Phoenix at which they drive with the flow, per the members' request for whatever strange reason.

You'll do fine, I'm sure. I tip the crap out of the cart girls and hit on them while doing so. I struck out with both last weekend but the first one was only 20 so I was merely practicing neg hits on her to warm up for the chick on the back nine, who was 28 and hotter anyway. Didn't end well for me but whatever.

One thing I'd suggest that you totally won't get if you don't golf: don't just motor forward like a spaz. You'll piss off a lot of golfers if they're set up over a shot and you come roaring up on them like a dumbass. This isn't a regular occurrence so I suspect courses actually advise their staff to wait for the group to finish hitting before moving forward. But when it does happen it's super annoying and distracting.

By the way, I usually smuggle a handle of Jack Daniel's onto the course and either also smuggle soda too or just buy it from you. Don't take it personally. I don't feel like paying $6 for a goddamned Jack & Diet Coke.

Best of Luck. I'm sure you'll make thick bank.