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When I was in college, I was with my now wife going out somewhere and we pulled into this packed lot to park. As I'm waiting for a driver to leave a spot some yambag pulls in, knowing full well he was stealing my spot, and then made the mistake of looking at me a chuckling as he left.

I parked, hit a restaurant and grabbed a seat and excused myself and said I'll be back in a minute. I went across the street to a drug store and bought a jar of vaseline and went back to his car and spooged a handful of it up under his door latches.

I'm a vindictive prick and that's a true story.

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Disappointed. Thought you were going to say you let the air out of his tires. This is more of a prank.