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Pissed in a chicks beer for [censored] around on my friend. She asked me to hold it while she was dancing with him. It was half full. I filled it up. She drank it. I [censored] you not. And today they are married.

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Wait. Did your friend know that his girl was whoring around behind his back?

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He knew. But a long time has passed between her whoring and this night.

Edit: One night I caught her whoring at some dudes apt. It was on the second floor. I climbed up the side of the building spiderman style and knocked on his bedroom window while standing on the ledge of the window. Imagine the dudes surprise when he is knocking the bottom out of it and he gets a knock on his second floor bedroom window. He came to the window and I just waved. It was kind of like some [censored] up Houdini.