[jaminbird]

I didn't realize that undergrad had started up already, which every year results in all parking spots being taken early.

So this morning I arrive at school about 20 minutes before class and not a single [censored] parking spot. I circle like a goddamned shark for 20 minutes finding nothing. By now I'm already late for class so I say [censored] it and drive back home.

Planning on going to my second class at 2:30 I arrive back at school at 2:10 and again find no place to put my car. I circle and again nothing. 4 other cars are slowly following the only student in sight, stalking him like prey, making the circling go even slower.

For the rest of the semester I'll have to get up early and ship off to school just so I can get a parking spot. Only to sit in the library for a few hours waiting for class to start. Then at lunch I'll go sit in the library again, because if I move my car then I won't be able to find parking later.

This is what we pay 35k a year for? DIAGF you mother [censored] [censored] sucking money grubbing bastards.


Cliff notes:
Beat: Couldn't go to class today because there was no parking
Brag: Didn't feel guilty about not going to class today because there was no parking
Variance: There is an Asian dude who sits in front of me in my IP class and reads 2+2 while enjoying the heart pounding action of a play money ring game on pokerroom.com