Off in a few to meet up with CrMenace @ teh lovely Four Winds, but until then I just realized something:
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official directions advise that, no matter which direction you're coming from, you should take Interstate 94, get off on Exit 1 and come south to the first light. Since I did not follow these instructions, I was the first person to the light coming north, and there were seven million cars at the light from the other direction, with about fifteen million more still waiting to exit the highway behind them. Christ, this is going to suck. The stoplight's been turned off so Potowatomi Tribal Police and Berrien County Sheriffs can direct traffic, and there's 23 million and one cars trying to jam down onto one road. When we all make it to the entrance, they spread us into three lanes, but again we all have to jam down into one, a task further hindered by the fact that the police sent a tour bus into the thinnest of the three lanes and it scraped two emergency vehicles in its attempt to merge. LOL OWNED.
(There will be MS Paint of this, I promise.)
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And about a month later, I deliver:
Here you see the general situation. (I didn't put in all the cars coming off I-94 and M-239 because I didn't feel like putting 23 million dots in.) The only way to get into the casino is off Wilson Road, which leads under a canope and then to the neverending trail to the casino entrance.
And here's how traffic was directed at the entrance. Instead of two lanes in and two lanes out, the police put their cars and a bunch of cones to make it three lanes in and one lane out. Presumably, the cops directing traffic were the owners of the cars, which means the first one was a moran.
And this is the result.