Re: OT: [censored] thread, September, READ RULES IN TOP POST
i went to subway for dinner on the way home from melbourne this evening.
they're selling some special "fresh fit meal" (or something like that). so, i get it, and go to pay.
"You can also get a free armband or drink bottle with that. Which would you like?"
"Uh... I'll have the drink bottle please."
"Sorry - we can't find those."
"OK, the armband will do then."
"We can't find those either"
I [censored] you not - 100% true story.
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