[bisonbison]

Hi, I'm bisonbison. You may remember me from one of my 11,255+ posts. Many of you know me as the guy who loves and hates fat people. What you might not know is that I am an incredibly kind, charming and intelligent man. I am here to help you by typing things on the internet.

I have a job, a girl, and a dog named Ned. I will answer any question on any topic except my job, my girl or my dog named Ned.

I gots to help you.