Brag: Just picked up some pain killers. (LC)
My dad's a doctor and I told him my tooth was hurting so he hooked up 20 vicodin + one refill.
Some of you may think this isn't a brag at all but trust me, it is.
Variance: I only have a few bowls left and I'm sure I'll be too lazy to go get more until I'm out of pills.
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