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So one of my best friends just deposited $100 onto Full Tilt. We've played a couple home games together, and he seemed very LAGgy...not good, but not bad. He says he plays a lot of $50ish donkaments at school and, even though he's good, has run into some bad luck. Whatever, he's my friend, and he seems to know a good amount based on conversations we've had, so I believe him.
In thirty minutes, he has pulled the following donk moves:
Bought in short at 10NL.
Limped in with J8, called a raise with it, and then insta-called an overbet shove on a T-9-3 board.
Open-limped from the button with J4 in a donkament.
Called a 4bet OOP for 1/3 of his stack in a donkament with K9.
Tried to c/r the river with the nuts.
I'm amazed at how truly terrible he is...I'm not datamining his session, but I think he's probably running like 75/5/1.
HOW ARE PEOPLE THIS BAD AT TEH POKAHS?
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Wait...this sums it up pretty well. My friend is UTG:
Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 5 Players - (
LegoPoker Hand History Converter)
SB: $3.55
BB: $5.30
UTG: $0.90
CO: $18.30
BTN: $8.60
Preflop: is dealt (5 Players)
UTG calls $0.10, CO calls $0.10, BTN calls $0.10, <font color="red">SB raises to $0.70</font>,
BB folds, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $0.90</font>,
2 folds, SB calls $0.20
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to UTG
Flop: ($2.10) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)
Turn: ($2.10) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)
River: ($2.10) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)
Pot Size: $2.10 ($0.20 Rake)
SB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$1.00)
UTG had 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (Ace Queen high) and LOST (-$0.90)
AIM conversation after the hand:
KosPurdue: Q8?
My Friend:
tried to buy it