[Kos13]

So one of my best friends just deposited $100 onto Full Tilt. We've played a couple home games together, and he seemed very LAGgy...not good, but not bad. He says he plays a lot of $50ish donkaments at school and, even though he's good, has run into some bad luck. Whatever, he's my friend, and he seems to know a good amount based on conversations we've had, so I believe him.

In thirty minutes, he has pulled the following donk moves:

Bought in short at 10NL.
Limped in with J8, called a raise with it, and then insta-called an overbet shove on a T-9-3 board.
Open-limped from the button with J4 in a donkament.
Called a 4bet OOP for 1/3 of his stack in a donkament with K9.
Tried to c/r the river with the nuts.

I'm amazed at how truly terrible he is...I'm not datamining his session, but I think he's probably running like 75/5/1.

HOW ARE PEOPLE THIS BAD AT TEH POKAHS?