Re: Terrible things you\'ve done to your siblings
I was a 9-year-old Red Sox fanatic watching the 1978 Sox vs. Yankees 1-game playoff for the division title. (This is in the years prior to the wildcard so the loser goes home for the season.)
Bucky Dent swings and lofts a fly ball to left field. My sister chooses exactly this moment to stand directly in front of the television. I got up and kicked her as hard as I could smack dab right between her legs. I’ve felt bad about it ever since. I feel better now because at least I didn’t get her hooked on coke.
Side note: one of my buddies in middle school got his little brother into huffing glue.
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