Re: How sick is this Mother
Actually, that's a brilliant move by the mother:
MOM: ...and put it in a plastic bag.
JUMPER: Aw, Mom! I don't have a plastic bag on me!
MOM: Then go get one! You need a plastic bag! If you just put the paper in your pocket, the water will ruin it.
JUMPER: Aw, Mom, you spoil everything! You won't even let me jump off the bridge the way I want to!
MOM: But if you don't use a plastic bag, the water will ruin the paper. Then no one will know...
JUMPER: All right, all right, fine! I'm WALKING off the bridge to go get a plastic bag. Happy now?
MOM: (thinking) Damn right I'm happy that you're walking away from that bridge.
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