True Story
When I was 19 or 20 (16 years ago or so), I went into a card store (Hallmark) to buy a card for someone.
I tend to drink lots of diet cokes.
I'm standing in line with one person in front of me and realize I've got to go to the bathroom really, really bad.
It's taking forever in line and I'm going nuts.
So, I'm sitting there thinking, "I wonder if I can let just a little bit out and relieve the pressure."
The answer is "No..you can't."
I tried.
Now standing at the register with #1 running down my leg at a volume that I thought was deafening.
I pay for the card.
Leave the store (never return, btw).
Drive home.
Walk into the garage and throw my jeans and my shoes and socks into the garbage can.
Lesson for guys: You can't let just a little bit out.
True story.
Wish it wasn't.
Hope this helps someone.
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