[johnnylovescandy]

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I'm thinking of opening up a deep-dish pizza restaurant on Mars.

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Is this a joke?

Seriously, OP - you'll be an outsider badly in need of a gimmick to draw the locals and ward off the heat. My suggestion is all you can eat lunch featuring 8-year old dancers shooting rice balls from their privates out into the hungry crowd. Kind of a twist on sticky rice...