[Homer]

i like watching the women more because the matches tend to have longer rallies. also, needless to say, the ____ova vs. ____ova matchups, short skirts and grunting add to the appeal. i don't want to watch federer smoke some dude 6-1, 6-1, 6-2. when it gets down to the finals, my preference probably switches over to the men, especially if it's federer vs. nadal or something.