Re: Woken up last night by neighbor\'s loud sex. What\'s my play?
I had a neighber who's girlfriend was quite "vocal" at times. My girlfriend and I even heard them when we were outside hanging christmas lights. The only obvious solution is to have an arms race.
Sex up your girlfriend in the buuhole so she screams extra loud. Don't forget to drink to pre-whiskey dick in order to go the extra mile with her. This is what I did.
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