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Nicole Richie served 82 minutes in jail for her second DUI, which involved driving the wrong way on an L.A. freeway.

Lindsay Lohan will serve 2 days in jail for her 124561234512345th DUI, two of which included cocaine possession. The latest included hijacking an SUV, running over somebody's foot, a high-speed chase, and endangering the lives of at least 5 people directly, not counting herself.

Just thought y'all might like to know. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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yeah, they don't publish the part where they blow the judges/jurries/others/monkey

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My plan is to be at the courthouse when she is released with an few eightballs of coke and a new Lexus and ask if she wants to Party! I'll let her drive and do coke doing 85.
(that rhymes).
Judge me if you will, but I think that's my best shot.

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i dont see what could possibly go wrong here. GL!