brag: flew into l.a. for the week. went to the galaxy match tonight, obv. they have a very nice venue. watched from the centerline. if you want to see me on espn, just play spot-the-douche and you'll find me.
beckham is sick good. definitely worth going to a match, if you can.
into injury minutes at halftime, some dbag kicked becks in the hip. it was an obvious attempt to injure david. he spun around and made a move to deck the guy, but managed to contain himself. some of the other players ended up doing the fighting for them and got red cards.
it's pretty funny: everytime beckham touches the ball the fans scream and roughly one third of the crowd wears a beckham shirt.
beat: most of you don't like soccer (see variance).
variance: for the soccer haters, last night i went to the comedy store to see bobby lee from madtv. haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
variance 2.0: for the soccer haters and the bobby lee haters, poquito mas burritos!
variance 3.0: if you hate all three of these things you should cut urself, obv.