[ncboiler]

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Would you like to dance? I'm talking about the horizontal dance if you know what I am talking about...and I think you do.

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ncboiler,
(a) did you actually use this line
(ii) did it work

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Yes
Yes
...she had a good sense of humor and knew I was [censored] around. We only went out once.

Edit to add: This works best when used at a place that has no dance floor. When you ask her to dance she will always say, "there is no dance floor". It's at that point that you throw the jihad on her.