[I Love Mr Slope]

This morning I paid for a hooker. This is going to be the last proper sex I have before September's masturbationathon. She said that my penis was "unique" and nicknamed it Pippini. She says she nicknames all penises.

Back in the 1980s we had a family dog called Pippini. I didn't tell her this.

What does all this mean? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]