Here are the results, as they are hilarious.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed)
Hand History Converter Tool from
FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)
SB ($19.95)
BB ($13.85)
Hero ($24.40)
MP ($40.55)
CO ($29.40)
Button ($4)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1</font>, <font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, CO calls $1, Button calls $1, <font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, BB calls $0.75.
Flop: ($4.10) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $0.75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $3</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $5.25</font>, Button calls $3 (All-In), BB calls $4.50, Hero calls $2.25.
Text results appended to pokerstove.txt
equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 45.610% 45.61% 00.00% 374 0.00 { 9h8h }Me
Hand 1: 25.610% 25.61% 00.00% 210 0.00 { Qs7h }BB
Hand 2: 16.585% 16.59% 00.00% 136 0.00 { 6c3c }CO
Hand 3: 12.195% 12.20% 00.00% 100 0.00 { AdJd }BTN
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Turn: ($22.85) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 1 all-in)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets $23.15 (All-In)</font>, BB calls $7.60 (All-In), Hero folds.
equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 35.000% 35.00% 00.00% 14 0.00 { 9h8h }Me
Hand 1: 27.500% 27.50% 00.00% 11 0.00 { Qs7h }BB
Hand 2: 32.500% 32.50% 00.00% 13 0.00 { 6c3c }CO
Hand 3: 05.000% 05.00% 00.00% 2 0.00 { AdJd }BTN
River: ($38.05) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 3 all-in)</font>
Final Pot: $38.05
BB has 7h Qs (one pair, queens).
CO has 3c 6c (one pair, sixes).
Button has Ad Jd (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: BB wins $38.05. CO wins $15.55.
I had the highest equity the entire time.