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Old 08-20-2007, 12:27 PM
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Default Re: How about just jokes thread??

Hillary Clinton went to a primary school in Ithaca, New York to talk about
the world. After her talk she offered question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and the Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband
shamed the office?
And Third - whatever happened to all those things you
took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rang for recess. Hillary informed the kiddies that they
wold continue after recess..

When they resumed Hillary said, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy put his hand up; Hillary pointed him out and asked him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question?"

"I have five questions:
1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
4. Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
5. What happened to Kenneth?"
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