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Three Brave Mice

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Three mice are sitting at a bar late at night in a pretty rough neighborhood trying to impress each other with how tough they are.

The first mouse downs a shot of scotch, turns to the second mouse, and says, "I set off mousetraps with my foot. When the bar comes down, I bench-press 20 reps and then eat the cheese."

The second mouse orders up two shots of bourbon, downs them, turns to the first mouse and replies, "When I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee. It barely even gives me a buzz!"

The first and second mice turn to the third mouse. He lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this [censored]. I've got to go home and bang the cat."