[Los Feliz Slim]

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Yesterday, I met Vilma's husband Oscar at the Starbucks at Hollywood and Western. Our wives had managed to give each of us different locations (surprise!) so it took 45 minutes to connect (they have no cell phone) but we got it done. Oscar was quite tired from his 2nd job working the graveyard shift cleaning at Target and was also a little warm from taking the bus to meet me in 100 degree weather. He was not remotely fluent in English and absolutely had no idea what he was signing when I presented him with a release of liability/agreement not to sue.

So I walked away with like a week of this poor bastard's ridiculously hard-earned money because his wife sucks at driving. I'm conflicted by all of this. Anybody who thinks I shouldn't cash the check and turn this into a random act of kindness let me know.