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A true story:

So James Caan (of Godfather movies, Las Vegas...) is golfing
with Don Adams (this is funnier iif you remember him from the show Get Smart..."would you believe a boyscout with a peeshooter" etc...) are golfing. They have a little wager going.
Part way thru the game James Caan catches Don Adams cheating. He walks up to Don Adams, throws him to the ground, sits on him, and puts a golf ball in his mouth.
Don Adams gets up, dusts himself off and says "remind not to go bowling with you."