Re: your fake emotions
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While dealing, when a player tries to make a joke that I've heard 10,000 times already that day. Example: "They were suited!"
Outwardly, I smile. In my head I am shoving an icepick through their eyeball.
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I used to do this. Now I have a new way. I introduced myself to a rafting team yesterday. My name is Adam. Immediately some "really funny guy" burst out with, "Where's Eve?" I just looked at him dead in the eye and said deadpan, "Wow dude, that's really funny. I've never heard that one before."
The rest of his mates laughed at him and he shut up for the rest of the trip. Result.
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I am constantly amazed at the things people say, believing they are funny, when in fact they are not in the least.
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