[Autocratic]

Stimpack, your story reminds me of one from my freshman year in college.

We were in a dorm, 4 guys including myself and a girl, about a 7 or so on my scale, all chilling out playing poker. Someone suggests we play PLO. I'm the only one with any real knowledge of the game, so I'm ready to play, dreams of flush/wrap draw combos floating through my head.

I'm dealt 9TJQ double suited on the button and raise it up. SB folds, the girl pots it. She's a girl so I figure she doesn't know what she's doing and I repot it. She moves all in for a little more and I call. She flips up AAJJ. "That's ok," I say, "I'm only a 48/52 dog or something." She's like "you can do math on the fly like that?" Needless to say, we didn't even stick around to see who won the hand.