[Xhad]

So, now that I'm no longer seeing visions of blood when I close my eyes, memorable hands from last night:

-I have 33, final board is AQ3JQ, villain has AQ. This was in an unraised pot.
-I have AQ, final board KT33J, villain has KK. He never bet or raised pre-river. Multiway.
-I have K9o and check my option in the BB, flop is 9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], I lose to K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
-One lady didn't know how to read boards and was raising and reraising with things like second pair on a regular basis. On the turn. One especially hilarious hand featured her 3betting the river with 43s on a 5679T board (with three of one suit), which pissed off one guy because she blew him off an 8. Multiway. So of course the one time I get a hand against her, it's my JJ vs. her QQ on an all undercard board.
-I have QQ. I 3bet preflop, get called and called down on a AA73A board. Villain has KK. BTW, this is a BBJ table at which the qualifying hand varies between Aces full of T's and Aces full of K's depending on the size of the jackpot. Guess what the qualifier is right now?
-I have black QQ. Flop is T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and I get donked into, end up waiting to the turn to raise because the game is too passive for me to get raised more than once. I raise a brick turn, get 3 coldcallers and the river is a diamond. 3 one card flushes, and river checked through so I get to celebrate my perfect FTOP play even as I'm crying.
-I get deep lrr'ed by AA. Twice. From different people. As in, 3 or 4 people limp, button limps AA and I just happen to have something like KQs in one of the blinds.
-One punk kid prided himself on the fact that he always put me on whiffed overcards and was always right. Of course, I got big pairs, but for some reason that was only in the hands where he'd folded preflop before the action got to me. I considered the possibility that there were tells involved but it was still happening even when I stopped looking at my cards before my action.
-I have some big Ax hand. I pfr from UTG (ten-handed) and get called by only the BB. She check-calls a 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] flop, c/c 8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] turn, check 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] river and 75o no heart missed a c/r. Just because I can't win money doesn't mean I can't own you.